Everybody who's been on television more than once wears in public an expression of fatuous affability. Because you may be addressed at any moment by somebody.

To live in the past is to miss today's opportunities and tomorrow's blessings.

I've never not been famous.

Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.

I can't remember ever having a tragic demeanor. Although my life was tragedy.

When asked to give advice, I do of course give it, because I give whatever I am asked to give.

I am the last of Britain's stately homos.