Everybody who's been on television more than once wears in public an expression of fatuous affability. Because you may be addressed at any moment by somebody.

I don't think I have a tragic demeanor.

What matters is not whether you put your fork or knife together because you've finished your meal, or something like that. What matters is that you don't offend people, or hurt their feelings by mistake by saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

Manners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.

It may be true that artists adopt a flamboyant appearance, but it's also true that people who look funny get stuck with the arts.

Most men when they make up their faces, the makeup stands forward, and their faces are behind.