In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I don't think you can really be proud of being gay because it isn't something you've done. You can only be proud of not being ashamed.

The ... problem that confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a "real" man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who "goes with" other men is not what they would call a real man. The conundrum is incapable of resolution, but that does not make homosexuals give it up.

Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

If you live in America, you don't have to work. You can just drift along in the smiling and nodding racket.

Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.