If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.

The programs constantly repeat themselves and one another. No one has yet had the nerve to say, 'As we have nothing sensible to tell you between now and 8:30, please tune in again then.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I came first to America in 1977 at the invitation of a man who wanted to make my life story into a musical. But my agent said it was not to be and it was never done. So I went back, but I'd seen New York, and I wanted to live there. Because everybody talks to you in the street. See, nobody talks to you in England.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

As far as I know, you can fancy someone, you can enjoy their company or you can wish them well. But what being in love is, I don't know.