Ask yourself, if there was to be no blame, and if there was to be no praise, who would I be then?
Quentin CrispAs we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.
Quentin CrispOther-cheekism is not only a way of purifying the soul, it is also part of every weak person's survival kit.
Quentin CrispTo minimize my guilt at going to the pictures - to call this wanton pursuit of an effete pleasure by another name - I needed movie companions as drunkards need drinking partners. If I entered a cinema alone, God might plunge his arm through the roof of the auditorium booming in a stereophonic voice, 'And you, Crisp, what are you doing here?' I would never have dared reply, 'I'm just enjoying myself, Lord.'
Quentin Crisp