If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

In England, nobody's your friend.

I am a stereotype. I am an effeminate man.

I've never not been famous.

The absolute nothingness of death is a blessing. Something to look forward to.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

It's written into the Constitution that you're allowed to pursue happiness. In England it would be considered a frivolous objective.