In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.

I was beaten up wherever I went, and people shouted at me and cursed me and threw things at me.

When I was young, I and the whole world thought that all homosexuals were effeminate. And of course they're not. You can just see which people are effeminate; that's the only difference. So, I became a prototype of the effeminate man, because I was conspicuously effeminate. But camp is not something I do, it's something I am.

I lost the love of all the homosexuals in the world by saying that Princess Diana was trash and got what she deserved. She could have been Queen of England - and she was swanning about Paris with Arabs. What disgraceful behavior. Going about saying she wanted to be the queen of hearts. The vulgarity of it is so overpowering.

The court was not previously aware of the prisoner's many accomplishments. In view of these, we see fit to impose the death penalty.

If I were God - and I never understand why I'm not - I should say, "Shop around, I don't think you'll find a better bargain than here."

Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.