In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.

You should make no effort to try to join society, stay right where you are. Give your name and serial number and wait for society to come to you.

Charisma is the ability to influence without logic.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?'

Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.