It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.