It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.