Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

Desperate is not a sexual preference.

You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.