Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.