A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.