Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.

I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.

Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

You have no control [over natural disaster]. That's what's scary about it. You're helpless. That feeling of helplessness is really scary.

At least I can write.

I've killed hundreds of teenagers. Hundreds. And I didn't know why. Why did I enjoy doing it so much? Why? And then I realized - I had a teenager at home!