A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.

I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.

I love theme parks but I'm a real chicken on rides. I'd rather invent scary rides for my books than go on them for real.

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.