I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality, the way they look, etc. So there is no possible way that I could have writer's block.

I should be concentrating on writing pages.

Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary.

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning.

I've never dreamed of a story idea. I have such boring dreams.