I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

At least I can write.

After spending 22 years in Ohio, I love everything about New York.

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

Everything that has happened to me has been amazing and surprising.

I've killed hundreds of teenagers. Hundreds. And I didn't know why. Why did I enjoy doing it so much? Why? And then I realized - I had a teenager at home!