You have no control [over natural disaster]. That's what's scary about it. You're helpless. That feeling of helplessness is really scary.

It's my job, too, to keep up with pop culture and what the kids are into 'cause you don't want to sound like an old man trying to write for kids. I spend a lot of my time spying on them.

Many adults feel that every children's book has to teach them something.... My theory is a children's book... can be just for fun.

At least I can write.

I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.

Normally, I spend a week on the outline and take two weeks to write the book.

The next day, Greg is so large that he cannot even ride the car to school because he can't fit in the car. His parents believe this to have been caused by a food allergy and resolve to take him to the doctor later.