You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!

You guys are just jealous because i'm a natural athlete and you can't cross the street without falling on your face." -(Bird) Doug

I haven't written a young-adult book in years. I'm also doing six 'Goosebumps' books a year now.

I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.'

I feel happy to terrify kids.