When men I have dated over the years whined about, ‘Oh, you make no time for me’ – see ya! I just dumped them. I don’t need that pressure in my life.

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

When you really want to show some love, keep the flowers and say it with spaghetti.

Since I never get on a scale, I have no idea how much weight I've lost!

I don't think young men or women should feel pressured into marriage. You shouldn't marry anyone, in my opinion, who you have to try hard for.

I never do the dishes, because my husband has an affinity for it. And I'm also not allowed to touch the coffeemaker.

I make a dog-friendly version of almost everything that we make for dinner.