A friend is someone who can brighten your day with a simple smile, when others try to do it with a thousand words.

I used to consider myself as great as a pyramid, and now I realize that I am only a shadow that passes.

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.

I won't be labeled as average.

B*tches come and go but friends are for real.

You can't send a girl in to do what a lady can do.

Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.