It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!

I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.

Tomorrow is not a promise, but a chance.

I find myself very, very happy to be a weird writer.

I won't be labeled as average.

Those who don’t love themselves as they are rarely love life either.

From the foot of the pyramids I contemplate twenty centuries, buried in the sand. ... I came here to hold on to fleeting life, and I see all about me only death. ... I write this, not quite knowing what I'm saying, but I dry the ink with the dust of Egyptian queens.