My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.'

If you let love solve everything for you, you have a lot of problems.

I love acting. I'm actually a very emotional actor.

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

One of the ways that my show has been most successful is when it's dealing with women's issues, like Spanx and plucking and having heavy tits. That's why it feels like, creatively, an advantage.

'YOU AREN'T TALENTED' - it cuts right to the fear of every artist.

If I could create my own utopia, it would be this genderless world where we didn't have to talk about it.