My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.'

I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole.

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

If I could create my own utopia, it would be this genderless world where we didn't have to talk about it.

I think I have learned to really get out of the mathematical side of myself that looks at story and story structure and go with, "Okay, well, what would people do in real life?"

I love acting. I'm actually a very emotional actor.

I was bullied a lot in middle school, and my bullies have since all apologized.