You were leaving, and you didn't even know if I was okay.

It's a good thing I've got to live with you two or I'd be putting this on YouTube later. And mocking you

He dunked his tea bag and watched the results critically. “I really must get a new supplier. This tea is pathetic. America just doesn’t understand tea at all.

Ah, Morganville. Where dressing to hide bloodstains was just good daily planning.

Anybody else think that was weird?” Shane asked as they got into the car. Eve sent him an exasperated glance; the three of them were, of course, in the backseat. Amelie had the front, with Michael. “Ya think? In general, or in particular?” “Weird that we got through the entire thing, and I didn’t have to hit anybody.” There was a moment of silence. Michael said, as he started the car, “You’re right, Shane. That is strange.

You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.

Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn