Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane

Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Science is a method, not a religion, yet it can be just as close-minded. Open minds here Claire. Always open minds. Question everything, accept nothing as fact until you prove it for yourself.

I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.

Says the girl dressed up in formal Goth mourning," Shane said. "Seriously, who buys a black lace veil? You keep that on hand for special occasions, like prom and kid's birthdays?

shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off

You are not my high school crush, idiot.” “Great. I can die happy, then.