In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there’s always a geek.

She smacked him so hard his momma felt it.

Claire signed. "Go ahead. And thanks. Oh, and be careful?" "Please. I am the queen of careful. Also, princess of punk fabulousness."

Myrnin: "I shall name him Bob, Bob the spider" Claire: "You're insane." Myrnin: "Why Claire, I thought that was part of my charm." (something like that)

but sometimes optimism is the only drug that works. But it’s sadly temporary in its effects.

Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room?

Stop being so..." "Charming?Attractive?Irresistible? "I'm going with arrogant.