my boyfriend is a rock god baby (and not kiss-of-death(sorry))

...will you be so kind as to provide me with a few places where I might look for a murderer?" "The mirror's a great place to start

Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?

I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.

Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber.

You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" "No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?" "Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway." "Stop making up names for him." "What about Count Crackula?" "Just stop.

I think I'd fall for you no matter what, Claire. You're kind of awesome.