Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.

Where are you going?” “To get a Coke!” “Would you—” “No!

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.

I’m not leaving,” Sam said, his eyes fixed on the boy he was holding. “Not until Disney Princess here apologizes, or his head comes off, one of the two.

I'm learning all the time." "Well, you're a scholar.

Marriage is a big word for all guys,” Shane said. “You know that. It’s kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.

You are the weirdest girl ever.” “Please. You live with Eve.