He rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen."!

It's not your enemies who are likeliest to hurt you. It is, always, those you trust.

From Shane's Point of View: Jester talking to Shane: "What's the matter? You afraid you'd bite your skinny little girlfriend?" Jester laughed. "She's already someone else's, you know. I can smell the bite on her. He's marked her." Myrnin. "Shut up," I said, and kicked him in the face.

Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.

God is forgiving or we would not still be walking this world. But to be moral is not to need his divine forgiveness, I think.

Shane, honey, in Morganville, friends are the only things that keep you alive.