Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.

I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.

I so rarely have the chance to field-test anything. Amelie is so conservative about these things -Myrnin

Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny.