Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

Not everything is about beating your head against the wall until it breaks.” “Just most things.

Michael, don’t,” Eve said. “He won’t hurt us.” Andeveryone rolled their eyes at that. Even Jason, which was borderline hilarious.

Shane it came back to her in a dizzy rush how he'd stopped her on the way into this place, in the faint dawn of light 'i wnt you to promise me one thing. promise me you'll marry me. Not now. Someday.

I knew we’d wear them down,” Eve said. “After all, we really are amazingly cool.” And now it was Eve’s turn for the high five with Shane. “For a bunch of misfit geeks, slackers, and losers.” Which one are you?” Shane asked. She flipped him off. “Oh, right. Loser. Thanks for reminding me.

People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.

You were right,” she said. “You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.