Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

When I'm called unkind... that really cuts to the quick. You can say anything else that you like about me.

English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I like exploring those, er, differences in national snippiness.

The Lady' is a piddling little magazine that no one cares about or buys.

Being boring is just wrong, isn't it? You wouldn't have got anywhere being boring.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.