Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

There was a time when no difficult subjects were ever aired in the 'Lady', and sadly, life isn't like that.

English people are famous for never speaking out but only saying what they really feel about you behind your back. Americans believe the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I like exploring those, er, differences in national snippiness.

If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.

The Lady' is a piddling little magazine that no one cares about or buys.