Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

I think everyone can recognize the one-upmanship and the competition that go on wherever you are, especially among groups where the women don't have to hold down office jobs and instead get in a total snit about who won the longest carrot contest or took first prize for summer chutney in the August fete.

I want 'The Lady' magazine to be restored to its traditional place in the pantheon of weekly magazines.

I'd like to see women get on to boards and run companies despite the fact that men occupy the citadels of power.

The Lady' is a piddling little magazine that no one cares about or buys.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

If there's anything worse than being 16, it's having parents visibly reliving their own teenage years in your anguished presence.