Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

Don't worry about never having time to write. Just write what you can in the time you do have and give yourself a big clap on the back, followed by a double latte and a blueberry muffin.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

I'm worried about looking like a bad person when, in fact, I try to be a good person. I don't like the public image that I've been dressed with and it worries me.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.

I don't mind being called snobbish, a pain and a social climber, but being called unkind really hurts.