If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.

If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

I talk to bankers, distributors, marketing people. I used to sit at home in my tracksuit bottoms, and the real excitement of my day would be going out to get a copy of Private Eye and a latte.

The Lady' is a piddling little magazine that no one cares about or buys.

Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.