If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.

The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter's.

I am a total coffee snob and bore. If anyone makes the mistake of offering me 'a coffee' they tend to regret it - I'm worse than Mariah Carey, and the hot milk rider is completely non-negotiable.

When I'm called unkind... that really cuts to the quick. You can say anything else that you like about me.

Without my Johnson trademark mop of yellow hair, I think I would be nothing.

Of one thing there is no doubt: if Paris makes demands of the heart, then Munich makes demands of the stomach.

I went freelance in 1996 and my children are now teenagers and it seemed right.