Rachel Renée Russell Quotes

Book five of Dork Diaries is one of my favorite books it brings my thoughts deep into the book and think if you haven't read it you should you will probably fell just as I fell.

STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk) 2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness) 1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture) 1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color) 1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity) Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature Use liberally as needed Makes 4 to 5 cups

Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries

BTW, the roach's name is Max (courtesy of Brianna, "because of I had a puppy, I'd name him Max").

You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT

Better late than never."-Dork Diaries

In spite of her cute little angelic face and pink sneakers, Brianna is actually a baby Tyrannosaurus rex. On STEROIDS!

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!

Let your inner DORK shine through.