Anyway, I was the one in real danger. I got cornered by a pack of wild sorority girls in the food court. Apparently it's mating season.

Most aspects of my training didn’t agree with me. There wasn’t as much bossing around as I’d hoped for, and there was way too much following orders.

I don't hate it. It does no good to hate something you can't change.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I’m the afterlife of the party!

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Even if they were willing to let you remove your Pride from the council's collective influence—and they won't be—there's a reason the council exists. We band together because there's strength in numbers. Because in its unperverted state, the council ensures representative government and a pooling of resources and ideas that benefits everyone." "Yes, but the operative word there is unperverted, and right now, you guys are operating under the thumb of the biggest power-pervert ever to swish his tail in the U.S. He's like Hitler with fur.