Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

It's hard for me to find humor in my current non-writing situation.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.