It's hard for me to find humor in my current non-writing situation.

I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

My poetry definitely comes out of a female body.

Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween.

I think humor and terror are very closely related.

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.

I really, really fear head injuries. But when people hit their heads in movies or fall down - I can't stop laughing.