It's hard for me to find humor in my current non-writing situation.

I'm fascinated by but afraid of animals.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.

I have a complicated relationship with non-human animals. I've never really been close to one.

Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.