I was not popular enough - or at all - when Vanilla Ice was popular to remember who Vanilla Ice is without my husband reminding me. So I don't have a Vanilla Ice key chain.

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.

Very little of my time is spent thinking about poetry, except the time I spend in class.

One of my greatest anxieties as a mother is head injuries.

I almost never do free writing. Unless I am forcing my students to do it.

Usually I avoid sugar, but sugar is like the most deeply satisfying addictive thing ever.