I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.

Halloween means that young girls dress up in highly sexualized outfits that would never be acceptable if it weren't Halloween.

I HATE HALLOWEEN. This makes me VERY unpopular.

I'm in a hard place now. A very silent place. And I'm struggling to either accept this or drag myself out of it.

Writing on the subway or anywhere is writing. Maybe it's all just writing.

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world.