I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I don't remember ever dressing up for Halloween but I must have. I do not like dressing up at all.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

I have a longing for wilderness and for greenness. I wish I were a person who longed for animals, but I'm not.

Writing on the subway or anywhere is writing. Maybe it's all just writing.

It's hard for me to find humor in my current non-writing situation.

I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster that is Halloween. I resent it.