This is why I can't be with Levi. Because I'm the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight-and Levi can't even read.

The worst thing about the internet, as far as Greg's bosses were concerned, was that it was now impossible to distinguish a roomful of people working diligently from a roomful of people taking the What-Kind-of-Dog-Am-I? online personality quiz

Like, really like you. And i want that kiss to have been the start of something. Not the end.

God, his chin. She wanted to make an honest woman of his chin. She wanted to lock it down.

There are other people on the Internet. It's awesome. You get all the benefits of 'other people' without the body odor and the eye contact.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

You shouldn't reward me for endangering your life, you know. Think of the precedent you're setting.