You can park your snark at the gate, Omaha.

(Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.)

I think he just gets like this sometimes. Like he needs to pull away. I think of it like winter. During winter, it isn't that the sun is gone (or cheating on you with another planet). You can still see it in the sky. It's just farther away.

You look like a protagonist.

The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.

Hey,' he said. It came out hard and frustrated. 'I told you to smile because you're pretty when you smile.' She walked to the bottom of the steps, then looked back at him. 'It'd be better if you thought I was pretty when I don't.

I love you more than I hate everything else.