He looked exactly like a rat. Like the human being version of a rat. Like the villain in a Don Bluth movie.

I want everyone to meet you. You're my favorite person of all time.

If you don't want people to look at you, Park had thought at the time, don't wear fishing lures in your hair. Her jewelry box must look like a junk drawer.

(Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.)

She carried herself like she was exactly the size everyone else wanted to be.

I always get lost in the library,' he said, 'no matter how many times I go. In fact, I think I get lost there more, the more that I go. Like it's getting to know me and revealing new passages.

Eggnog reminds me of mucus." "Me, too. But in a good way.