Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there.’

The thing about the Internet is that you can write something... for a very narrow audience and make a living at it.

You don't use science to show you're right, you use science to become right.

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.

The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space-each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision.

The role of gender in society is the most complicated thing I’ve ever spent a lot of time learning about, and I’ve spent a lot of time learning about quantum mechanics.

Man, Farmville is so huge! Do you realize its the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the world?