Correlation doesn’t imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing ‘look over there.’

I've always thought that one of the the great thing about physics is that you can add more digits to any number and see what happens and nobody can stop you.

I never trust anyone who's more excited about success than about doing the thing they want to be successful at.

Once I got married, I started working from an office. I found that having somewhere to go that isn't my house is mentally helpful: 'This is the place where I answer email and write blog posts,' and 'over there is the place where I do the dishes.

The thing about the Internet is that you can write something... for a very narrow audience and make a living at it.

One of the things I've learned with doing 'xkcd' is that you sort of give people, 'Here's the thing, and here's the button you can press to get another thing.' Sometimes that can be more easy to digest than, 'Here's a long page of things.

The universe is probably littered with one-planet graves