Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held.
Randy GlasbergenThese motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it.
Randy GlasbergenWhat fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
Randy GlasbergenThank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3
Randy Glasbergen