Some fools in the desert with nothing to do...invented me, and they invented you. And other fools keep it all going and growing. Everybody, we're a figment of their imagination.

Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an interesting place we live in. Evolution is a really fantastic idea, even more than the idea of God I think.

God bless the potholes on Memory Lane.

If getting on the radio was a major motivation, I'd be one of the worst writers of all time. I admire people who do it, and I think it's a nice way to work, but I try to do the best I can and write what I like. I don't worry about it.

Don't forget to bring that little blonde haired girl along. You know the one, love to watch her jump up and down.

But I don't want to sing everything out of the side of my mouth, I want people to understand what I mean.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.