I am half a man, holy Jesus, what a drag.

Who would want to break into [the music business]? It's like a bank that's already been robbed.

Most of my songs are about insensitivity of some kind.

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.

"Rednecks" always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

But I don't want to sing everything out of the side of my mouth, I want people to understand what I mean.