I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

I like the performing. And interviews, even. And the stuff that's not sitting in a room by yourself with empty paper. But I never loved writing, to tell you the truth.

This is the Republican Party who has run against Russia for 80 years and you know, (Trump) hasn't mentioned (Putin) except in a positive way.

Some fools in the desert with nothing to do...invented me, and they invented you. And other fools keep it all going and growing. Everybody, we're a figment of their imagination.

Who would want to break into [the music business]? It's like a bank that's already been robbed.