I like Public Enemy a great deal.

College men from L.S.U., went in dumb, come out dumb, too.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

I've often written about places that are totally different from anything I know. Sometimes they turn out better.

I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

If getting on the radio was a major motivation, I'd be one of the worst writers of all time. I admire people who do it, and I think it's a nice way to work, but I try to do the best I can and write what I like. I don't worry about it.