He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

You keep wondering whether people will see that Barack Obama is a liar and not very bright.

I think in most cases, unless you're writing about a character who is garrulous, you say what you've got to say and then get out. Those little conjunctions, those little turnaround words help you do it. That's the way I like to write: I get rid of things rather than add them.

But I don't want to sing everything out of the side of my mouth, I want people to understand what I mean.

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

I seen her with the milkman, riding down the street. When you're through with my baby, milkman, send her home to me.

It's a big surprise to me about America that there are 40 million people prepared to vote for (Trump). They wouldn't want him as a friend. No matter who you are, you wouldn't want him on your bowling team or to have dinner with him or anything. They would recognize it immediately in a guy. A big blowhard, braggart.