I've always had a lot of respect from the people I respected.

Learn about the world, the way it works, any kind of science and anthropology, it's really an interesting place we live in. Evolution is a really fantastic idea, even more than the idea of God I think.

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?

We'll have a kid or maybe we'll rent one. He's got to be straight, we don't want a bent one.

I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and essentially destroying it!

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

I hate having to wait. I've got the thing done. I just want to see what happens.