But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

Most of my songs are about insensitivity of some kind.

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air.

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

I think the tax cut is ridiculous but so am I.

I like to write my lyrics on clay tablets.

I've always had a lot of respect from the people I respected.