They don't respect us, so let's surprise them, we'll drop the big one, pulverize them.

Some fools in the desert with nothing to do...invented me, and they invented you. And other fools keep it all going and growing. Everybody, we're a figment of their imagination.

Sometimes what I'm writing is more important to me than the rest of my life. It's more important to me that I'm writing well than anything else.

But I don't want to sing everything out of the side of my mouth, I want people to understand what I mean.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

Short people got no reason to live.

I like the idea of taking a true classic written by a true genius and essentially destroying it!