Short people got no reason to live.

I am not overlooking any mail. I'm looking at all of it. I even wrote back to the Viagra people.

I've worked with a band, and it's nice to have someone to travel around with, but I didn't like it as well on stage.

If getting on the radio was a major motivation, I'd be one of the worst writers of all time. I admire people who do it, and I think it's a nice way to work, but I try to do the best I can and write what I like. I don't worry about it.

It's very hard to get rich and famous at a young age and handle it well.

The best of my songs are more than just a joke. There's something else going on - a character, or it's not just a plain joke.

This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?