Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap.
Never make a decision until you have to.
It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.
If she doesn't really love you, then it's over. And if she does love you, then love will win out.
You will need to find your passion. Don't give up on finding it because then all you're doing is waiting for the Reaper.
I've always admired people who are over-prepared.