You can't control the cards you're dealt, just how you play the hand.

Well, you can’t have just some of me, Jai,” I told her. “You appreciate the part of me that didn’t get angry because two ‘things’ we own got hurt. But the flip side of that is my belief that you don’t repair things if they still do what they’re supposed to do. The cars still work. Let’s just drive ’em.

A lot of people want a shortcut. I find the best shortcut is the long way, which is basically two words: work hard.

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

Follow your passions, believe in karma, and you won't have to chase your dreams, they will come to you.

Read at least one book a month. This is self-serving, obviously. It's a proven fact that people who read buy more books than people who don't read. In truth, I wish you'd read ten books a month, or at least buy that many.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.